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today
Sunday, September 26, 2010 @ 10:59 PM `°•.¸¸.•°` wanna say something? ( 0 )

Today was my convocation day.










And









It sucks!












p.s :  tetiba teringin nak makan
mi maggi asam laksa
campo telo.

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When Hell Happen
Thursday, September 23, 2010 @ 4:44 PM `°•.¸¸.•°` wanna say something? ( 4 )
Hello everyone!

have a look to dis picture below.



so damn cute isn't it?



but images can tell us lies!
homaigodddd!


guess what my dearest readers,
aku hampir hampir nak kenak baham gigit asuk marek okayyy!!!


nasib bait by that time my ofismate, naydee was there.

or else,

mesti orang lain sik pecayak ngan aku 
or 
think i just wanna making up story.


apahal asuk ya bodo gila betapok or maybe lepak kat 
tepi pintu keta aku ya eh.
macam sik tauk jak ya time urang pulang keja.
paloi!


yodehhh
sampei kinek tok bila aku tekenang pasal ya 
mesti pecah perut ku tetak.
kadang kadang senyum sorang ku olehnya.
kaki lukak bukan tegal kenak gigit asuk,
tapi tegal gugok kotan berekot alu telecok sebab aku pakei heels.
dengan baju kurong ku lagik.
nang tekumbut kumbut la aku berekot ngembak
bag laptop n handbag.


ati rasa nak nangis time ya
tapi sik jadi
bila nangga naydee ngentak kaki muru asuk ya
nang sumpah lawak abisss.
sik pat aku mejin gnei rupa expression muka nya time ya ehh.
maka asuk ya dah jaoh lari dari mekorg.

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Bila ku sampei rumah.........


          ARIQ : Kak zy, nasib bait kitak sik kenak gigit asuk tadik.

AKU : pahal???

ARIQ : mun asuk ya ngigit kitak, kan kitak alu sik dapat nak semayang.
tepaksa la kitak jadi urang iban!

AKU :  %$@#^*!


nakpaa kata adik aku yaaa. cnei ndak ka nya ngoleh
jawapan macam ya. ya la ku malas
nak melayan nya. pelik pelik jak benda nak dijawab nya ehh.
pecah palak ku mikernya!

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bila aku dah cool down ckit tok,
tiba tiba aku terpikir.
pahal la nasib ku malang gilak petang ya tek.
apa ndak ka di polah aku the whole day marek sampei Tuhan tepaksa
nak ngetest aku dgn benda2 macam ya.
maybe pagi marek aku lupak smayang Subuh kali
ya la kejadian tok belaku owh.

astagfirullahalaziiiiiimmmmmmmm


yalah mena kata urang selalu.
when shit happened, we have to take it positively.
ada hikmah di sebalik kejadian bah.
baruk idup aman bahagia!

nakpaa kata aku tok.
makin lamak makin sot.



oklah, thats all for now.
bye bye
and
take care darlings!



p/s : mok bekal payong turun nait opis.
dapat ku mangkong any asuk yg ku temu lak.

p/ss : nebess eh mok convo!

 


 

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RAYA vs POPCORN
Tuesday, September 21, 2010 @ 11:52 AM `°•.¸¸.•°` wanna say something? ( 0 )
Salam uols!

Wow!
Here i am back for blogging n mumbling,people.
be ready cos dis will be the
longest entry that i ever made.

Today is 12th day of raya.
Mostly everyone are back to their daily routines.
Ada yang dah start kerja n ada yang
dah fly back to their uni. kesian!

mesti banyak assignments lom siap nak?
mesti kitak org ada tests nak?
for those who are struggling for their thesis,
gambate!
its just a piece of cake,honey!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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Okay, enough for my intro.

raya taun tok biasa biasa ajak.
nothing happening moments happen.
i wonder if i can turn back time and celebrate raya again.
ouch!
sometimes bila tengok album raya orang lain rah fb
ada juak rasa jeles n sad.
nang beratus ratus snaps lah di ambik.
hebat ada raya ktk orang ho?

idk why i shud feel dat way.
sik boleh jadi tok.
ish!


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hari raya ke-5.
two of my cuzzies, afieyfa & aqeela, texted me.

" kak zy, free x? jumm tengok wayang! "

" okay, set! kelak kak zy ambik k? "


Oleh sebab itu,
maka pergi la kami bertiga ke MBO Spring.
Hajat di hati mok nangga cita Grown Ups tapi tiba tiba
mata kami bertiga ternampak satu poster
yang menarik perhatian kami.
OMGEEEEE!



GOING THE DISTANCE.

yarabbi macam best jak cita tok.
comedy love romantic story.
mesti best!
apa lagik terus beli tixs nya masok hall 8.
the smallest hall there.
hate it, but nevermind lah!

**********

Tulah mena!
cita tok nang x best langsong!
PALOI OKAYYY.
in the middle of the muvie,
we feel very very anoyying.
nakpa nama cita tok.
just ngeso ginei kehidupan nya 2 bila bejaohan.
sorang di NY, sorang di San Fransisco.
bila time new year eve xpat jumpa each other cos
tix mahal gilak.
lamak2 both of them tired of missing each other.
at the end, finally dapat back together
bila si boipren nya dpt keja rah cnei tek ka (sori aku x ingat)
tapi lebih dekat la ngan SF.

very easy kan cita tok? can be expected the ending.
nei comedy elements nyaaa?
xda pun ku rasa.

BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!


tapi sapa sapa yang suka sex scenes, sila la tengok cerita bodo ini.



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" kak zy, boleh sik kita proceed nangga cita Grown Ups?
kamek frust. "

" Okay, sure things! "



Hoho!
Thanks to dis muvies cos saving our day!
nothing much to say, nothing much to comment.
i laughed from the 1st sec until the last sec
of this movies. so boleh guess la betapa lucu nya cita tok oi.
not only Adam Sandler jak lawak,
but entire characters
played well.
nyesal sik nangga cita tok dolok tadik.



tapi sik hal, ada orang spon, aku bantei ajak.


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Now, perut kami bertiga sudah lapar.
and 3 of us terus hitting to the Kingdom of Gasoline.



Cos tok 1st time cerik makan di cya,
so kamek 3 order sukati and cincai cincai jak.

:: FOOD ::
Cantonese Seafood Braised Rice
Butter Chicken Rice
Mongolia Sotong Rice

:: DRINKS ::
Pink Guava Soda
Chocolate Mints Blended
Tarzan Blended

:: ADD ONS ::
French Fries

Coke Wings





Lepas makan, terus chow sebab ari dah malam
sebelom kami menerima panggilan pulau!
:D



thanks cuzzies!
remember
kak zy always loves both of u!
muahmuahmuahhsss.






p.s : Itok aku ehh.
Bongok abis cita going the distance ya eh.
Best agik cita Ice Kacang Puppy Love!
Oppsss???



8th
Wednesday, September 8, 2010 @ 8:44 AM `°•.¸¸.•°` wanna say something? ( 2 )
Yeayy! Got 3 followers so far. Well done!


Alhamdulillah.
Yesterday was our 8th anniversary
and
i am so blessed that we're still together.

But theres no celebration being made lastnite
coz both of us rasa sik perlu la ngedate
sebab kepak gilak pas keja.

Lagikpun tok anni yang ke8,
bukannya 1st or 2nd.
so we need to be more
professional la.
other day kan still boleh jumpa.
so nothing to be worried la.

Sik sangka eh dah 2920 days
relationship mek duak eh.
bukannya sekejap ya,
macam2 jak happened.
love story mek duak tok sik macam orang lain.
orang lain rilex2 n senang2 jak mok ngedate.

tapi aku ada macam2 jak limit
even sampei now on,
dah abis blaja pun,
still ada limit mok jumpa.
bak kata nya,
" Ishh susah naa jak begerek ngan anak raja ehh!"
Haha. Funny. Lucu.
Sorry sayang, thats the price u shud pay to be my partner.
Thanks God for sending me quite a penyabar
boipren to me.


Dear Ahmad Shazwan Ghazali,

I truly love u endlessly.
Everyday without u is like a book without pages.
I love you, I heart you.
I will always do,
for the rest of our earthly and heavenly life.

I have nothin more to give u than my lovely gorgeous heart.
;)



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SEPTEMBER BLAST
Sunday, September 5, 2010 @ 12:13 PM `°•.¸¸.•°` wanna say something? ( 2 )

2 more days to our
8th anniversary!


5 more days to
Aidil Fitri!


21 more days to
my Convocation day!


22 more days to
my Family Vacation day!



thats why i love September like no one else!



babai! <3



what-a-day!
Thursday, September 2, 2010 @ 11:20 AM `°•.¸¸.•°` wanna say something? ( 1 )
sakit perut. sakit kaki. sakit badan. aku sik posa aritok.

adoi.
ya jak word yang mampu ku padah aritok.
sakit perut ku bukan main lagik sakitnya.
mun ku di rumah tek, dah tegoleng2 ku atas katel sambil nuntum aek cola.
whoaaa. nang heaven lahh!
tapi dapat juak ku nyambong wat cost estimate yg sik pandei2 abis dari riya.
sukati ku encang jak molahnya.
arap2 bos faham aku tok gik beginner n superjunior.

marek best. mok tauk pahal? sebab dapat ngedate ngan mr. boyfriend.

kakya tek??

sebab dapat sungkei sama ngan nya. (walaupun aku x abis makan kotan pedas gilak)

kakya tek???

happy sebab finally dah jumpa baju melayu yang match dgn baju kurung raya ku ya.
mr.boyfriend padah toklah 1st time nya pakei baju mlayu wana ***** seumo idupnya.
haha. u will look great,love! trust me. no doubt. cisss.

ya jak tekkk???

sebab mr. boyfriend ciya beli cgek kasut.
oppss, bukan kasut raya okayyy! kasut k gi opis.
ya tegal kasut ku dah tebabak kedak mulut boyak tam berendam lam aek ujan marek.
kasut ya dah 10x digam, 10x ya juak dah tebabak.
supan nyawa ku aiee.
thanks,honey!


ohhh yaaaaaa, lupak tek.
marek costum made purse aku dah sampei n i really2 love it.
well done, kak nomaaaa!
mun kmk ada duit banyak2, maok kmk order ngan ktk banyak2.
(macamla kak noma maca tok. hopefully.)

and 1 more thing, tenkiu naydee for the air zamzam.
mudah2an ktk cepat2 dapat boyfriend sekacak chuck bass ya.
ehhh. ada kenak mengenak ka dgn aek zamzam ya? haha.


oklah, ya jak.
xsabar mok pulang lunchtime jap gik.
mok meli aek cocacola. :D



p/s : haus indah ku pas naep tok.


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